I Never Metaphor I Didn’t Like is an extraordinary compilation of nearly 2,000 analogies, similes and metaphors from Dr. Mardy Grothe, quotation guru and author of Oxymoronica and Viva le Repartee. The book explains figurative language in a refreshingly down-to-earth way and contains chapters on wit, love, stage and screen, politics, sports and more. Featuring quotes from the likes of Aristotle, Maya Angelou, George Washington and Oprah Winfrey, I Never Metaphor I Didn’t Like will fill up your verbal repertoire and have the language centers of your brain buzzing like a swarm of bees at a honey convention.