TUNE IN. TURN ON. GEEK OUT.
Sorry, beautiful people. These days, from government to business to technology to Hollywood, geeks rule
the world.
Finally, here’s the book no self-respecting geek can live without–a guide jam-packed with 314.1516 short entries both useful and fun. Science, pop-culture trivia, paper airplanes, and pure geekish nostalgia coexist as happily in these pages as they do in their natural habitat of the geek brain.
In short, dear geek, here you’ll find everything you need to achieve nirvana. And here, for you pathetic nongeeks, is the last chance to save yourselves: Love this book, live this book, and you too can join us in the experience of total world domination.
• become a sudoku god
• build a laser beam
• clone your pet
• grasp the theory of relativity
• kick ass with sweet martial-arts moves
• learn ludicrous emoticons
• master the Ocarina of Time
• program a remote control
• solve fiendish logic puzzles
• write your name in Elvish
Join us or die, you will.
Begun, the Geek Wars have