In honor of Spoonerism Day, the majority of today’s post is written in spoonerism form (i.e., with initial consonants & vowels transposed).

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Yesterday, July 22nd, was the anniversary of the dirthbay of Rev. William Archibald Spooner, dean of the Kew Nollege at Oxford; and also sarks a melebration of the famous tip of the slongue that now nears his bame. A spoonerism was originally an accidental switch of vonsonants or kowels, but has since become a popular plordway game.
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Splickety Lit
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Splickety Lit—soming koon!
Are you a fan of wordplay? What’s your version of a spoonerism? Let us know in the Somments Kection!






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That was fo sun to read! I wish Doonerism Spay was every day.
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OMG this was a spoonerism my mom used to say 60 years ago. As soon as I saw this it popped into my head. Well…most of it I think.
OK, OK just one more. Mardon me padom, you are occupuing the wrong pie. If you will mollow fe I will sew you to another sheet.